Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Grab Someone, scream in their face and rejoice, Barack Obama has been elected President.

Its been a long time coming. The Democratic Party unveiled this groomed, polished, android at their 2004 convention. He was the political equivalent of a fleet of nuclear warheads. He was an alien beamed down from the planet Zron. Flash forward 4 years, and The Man Who Would Be King is now elected President of The United States, leader of the Free World. Great huh?

Well actually, (whisper it), it really is, the reasons are:

1) No more Bush. He has about as much respect as Robert Mugabe (both love a rigged election), and has half the charisma and a sixth of the intelligence. If that. No make that a 100th of the intelligence. He's a gurgling idiot.

2)What a statement! A black man has been elected to the the highest office in the US. You might be immune to Obamamania now, but re read that statement: 'A black man has been elected to the highest office in the US'. Unbelievable. What next, an Algerian immigrant becoming President of France. An Asian British prime minister? Who Knows, but were in the Obama era. This our moon landings. Anything is possible. Brilliant,brilliant,brilliant.

3)He's pretty bright, his team are bright, they may be able to sort out court jester's Bush mess: The economy, Iraq, the environment. Naive I may be , but c'mon son your the Rooselvelt of the noughties , apply your midas touch, were all holding our breaths!

To paraphrase Nick the Greek: I'm looking forward to feeling the fibre of his fabric.

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